Occupational hazard, right. It comes with being a Hammond. They only love us when they’re not busy hating us.



i love freckles im so frail i love them i want to bite a freckly shoulder and kiss a lil freckled nose this is a PROBLEM


I mean


currently experiencing the mona-hasn’t-spoken-one-word-to-me-all-day brand of panic. going to take a very long shower now.

oh fuck me why is it so hard to find a job that doesn’t require retail experience already

like i could always go and work at a st vinnie’s for free again except now i actually need… money…….

every time i read jason derulo’s name i sing it in my head oh god