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so i can horrify people by burning them to a crisp then eating them

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dudes, i am going to be an adult in like 5 days. Fuck is this shit.

it’s troubling to me that everyone in the world isn’t in love with mona yet

avengieswhore:

And here we have a picture of Steve’s face while receiving a car blowjob from Bucky.

avengieswhore:

And here we have a picture of Steve’s face while receiving a car blowjob from Bucky.

why the FUCK are marshmallows even real

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

  • other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
  • me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.

sometimes i leave the room while i’m watching louie because i can’t take the secondhand embarrassment

i’ve fallen asleep during captain america: the first avenger on three separate occasions. i still write mean poems about my last ex. i ate a whole bag of sour gummi octopi in one day. why does anybody like me

gailsimone:

watchtowerislive:

a-twins:

Captain America and Winter Soldier/Bucky cosplay.

Captain America by Alexandra a.k.a. Daisy, Winter Soldier/Bucky by Evgenia a.k.a. mercury. (A-Twins a.k.a. близняхи)
Photo by awesome Jiyouh: http://jiyouh.tumblr.com/
Assistant - Vasya Vzdroihev: http://vasyavzdroihev.tumblr.com/

This is an absolutely beautiful display of cosplay on the part of all parties involved but I just have to say GET THAT POOR WOMAN OUT OF THAT TREE SHE IS IN HEELS ON A WET BRANCH AND I FEAR FOR HER ADORABLE LIFE

THIS is the movie I want to see!